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March 22, 2008
The Announcement

With Chinese troops now carrying out orders to "resolutely crush" protests in areas of the Tibet Autonomous Region, Qinghai, Gansu, Sichuan, and Yunnan, I've realized that Xinjiang is completely cut-off from the loving embrace of the motherland's semi-normal eastern provinces.
Looking in the other direction, to the west we've got people in Pakistan filling soda cans with gasoline to bring down our aircraft, and a smattering of other f#$%ed-up s*!t-hole countries with their own problems. (Greetings, Afghanistan! My apologies to Kazakhstan.)
That's not to mention the threats from within Xinjiang, where swarthy pick-pockets addicted to heroin sell AIDS-laced kebabs to finance their diabolical terrorist master plan. (At least, that's what my Chinese friends tell me.)
Still, I love the place and I've only grown more attached in the 1,138 days since I first arrived in Korla.
Thus, it is with great sadness and a tinge of relief that I announce today my imminent departure from Xinjiang for the smog-shrouded "paradise on Earth" that is Beijing. (At least, that's what my Chinese friends tell me.) The short reason for the change of scene is that I've got a new job, but the longer explanation would have to include my sense of boredom after having spent three years in a small, clean city in the middle of nowhere. It's an interesting nowhere with wonderful people and exotic sights and smells, but still... I've had my fill for now.
I've heard rumors that Beijing is plagued by congestion, pollution, hordes of idiotic expats, and countless blog-writing competitors, yet endowed with art, music, and supermarkets full of cheese. I'm looking forward to seeing for myself and meeting all 20 million or so of my soon-to-be fellow Beijingers.
As for this site, it will continue to focus on Xinjiang and other parts of western China, but will also probably evolve in ways that I can't yet predict. Change is good.
posted March 22, 2008 at 05:05 PM unofficial Xinjiang time | HaoHao This!
Comments
Good luck in Beijing.
Posted by: Kevin S. at March 22, 2008 06:23 PM
Oh NO!! Xinjiang will feel more lonely without you. Your map made me feel nervous when I saw how surrounded it seems... I hope you don't know something I don't know.... My fingers are crossed for stability in Urumqi.
Posted by: LNDINE at March 22, 2008 06:34 PM
What about your dream to build a nan pizza oven? Are you just going to let that die? Sad :(
Posted by: ouyang at March 22, 2008 07:32 PM
Welcome back to the 'Jing...check your lungs at the door.
Posted by: Jeremiah at March 22, 2008 07:39 PM
@ouyang: Yes, it looks like the nan pizza over will be joining other failed plans like the swimming pool filled with Coca-Cola and the permanent lightning bolt.
Posted by: michael at March 22, 2008 07:44 PM
Welcome to Beijing.
Posted by: bianxiangbianqiao at March 22, 2008 08:50 PM
I'll miss your Korla-view, but I look forward to your discoveries about Beijing.
Good luck with the new job.
Posted by: Lisa in Toronto at March 22, 2008 09:57 PM
This map represents the American wet dream of how to divide and separate China into small and tiny pieces, so that Sinitic people will be easier to managed like the Arabs are being handled in their 100 kingdoms.
Posted by: Woo at March 22, 2008 11:37 PM
^ Dude I know it sounds dishearting, but the PRC overnment and our atitude have also in one way or another contribute to this problem.
In term the government gives the wrong treatment in term of seeking unity in the country (i know expection to one child policy and automanic point to job and school sounds fantasic, but living in north america as a minority for six years i can tell you thats is not what a minority need) .
and the many way, we still emotionally cannot get rid of the "non Han people are barbarics" concept....
Posted by: MeowKun at March 23, 2008 01:12 AM
In terms of paradise on earth, I think Xinjiang fits the definition much more than Beijing, but Beijing has a ton of great culture and interesting people to explore and have fun with. Enjoy your fresh apricots and clean air while you still can, and good luck on your move.
Posted by: Ben at March 23, 2008 01:34 AM
Man, don't go. We've already got a ton of bloggers in Beijing and Shanghai, but you're the only one we've got out there in .... whatever. If you're bored, get an addiction.
Posted by: Carl Parkes at March 23, 2008 01:58 AM
Well, I have to say, your blog makes me laugh for your peerless sympathy to Chinese ethnical minorities.
Yeah, yeah, getting sympathy from the white is the universal rule. In the colonial age, sympathy from white women; nowadays, sympathy from even white guys. When China in general was poor, sympathy was from sinologists and left wing intellectuals. When China becomes wealthier, your sympathy goes to the poor (but culturally rich) minorities. Don't tell me you are different from these expats. You are just jealous.
I wonder, what make you qualified to generously give out your sympathy to others, as if it is for free. What are you trying to show here? Your moral superiority or your sensitive Western consciousness? What make you believe that Chinese minority cultures are precious just because they are backward and poor?
As an obese American from California, you seems have no interest to show your sympathy to Hispanic immmigrants as well as Blacks. Your transnational passion to Chinese minorities almost makes me believe you are the one inherit the real spirit of Internationale. It almost makes me to believe that you a communist and forget you are just a creep democrat who voted for Billary.
Of course, I have a small penis, so feel free to disregard my nonsensical ranting.
As a Chinese Tibetan in the USA, I want to tell you, I don't like this new verion of Orientalism. Fu'ck yourself, if you have too much on sale.
Posted by: ZO at March 23, 2008 04:37 AM
@ZO: "obese American?" compared to some local he might seem a bit over fed but calling name is totally uncalled for...
@michael: what's going to happen to your sun-dried tomato business?
Posted by: cthl at March 23, 2008 04:47 AM
@cthl: He deserves that. He is helping the West, making Chinese Han people to hate Tibetans. He is trying to be another Jeremiah Wright, besides he is not even a Tibetan.
Most fu'cking white pigs want an independent Tibet not only because they want a weaker China but also because they want to preserve a backward Tibetan culture to show how modern they are.
Posted by: ZO at March 23, 2008 05:37 AM
Hey ZO, this is a time for weeping and gnashing of teeth. Your going a little heavy on the teeth there.
I hope you don't move for another 5 months. I have been reading your blog in preparation for my move to Xinjiang and now that I'm here I need it more than ever. It has always been entertaining and informative.
Posted by: David at March 23, 2008 08:37 AM
Good, good... Yeeeessss... *twiddles fingers*
Soon the Xinjiang blogosphere will be MINE!
Posted by: OpkeHessip at March 23, 2008 11:23 AM
@ZO: I'm trying to prove both my moral superiority and my sensitive Western consciousness. And, yes, part of what makes some minorities in China interesting is that they are "backward and poor", as you put it.
And how am I making Chinese people hate the Tibetans or Uyghurs?
@OpkeHessip: Not so fast, buddy! I'm still the brand-name Xinjiang blog in this hemisphere. But I'm glad somebody will still be blogging from 'outside the mouth'.
Posted by: michael at March 23, 2008 11:48 AM
What will become of the Blog's name? Will you take the Xinjiang point of view that Beijing is the Opposite End of China?
@ZO: Dude...
Posted by: Tiako at March 23, 2008 07:41 PM
Note to Woo, it might be a comforting thought to you that Americans want to slice up China but you are deluding yourself. Americans have no interest in harming China but we are tired of your aggression toward Tibet, Xinjiang and Taiwan. Why do you feel a need to invade neighbors? This is a human rights issue - the right to self-determination. It's not about being anti-Chinese. We aren't.
Note to ZO, man, you are exhibiting some ugly racism - you should be ashamed.
Back on topic, Michael, we are really going to miss your keen observations about Xinjiang. You've done a great job! I hope you get to know the Uyghur community in Beijing and let us know what that's like.
Posted by: jay at March 23, 2008 07:55 PM
Note to Jay, it might be a comforting thought to you that Americans wanted to slice up Mexico but you are deluding yourself. Americans have already sliced Mexico but we are tired of your aggression toward California, Spain, Iraq, Iran and all over the world. Why do you feel a need to invade even not neighbors? This is a human rights issue - the right to self-determination of Black and hispanic people. It's not about being anti-American. We aren't.
Posted by: Woo at March 23, 2008 08:36 PM
I'm trying to prove both my moral superiority and my sensitive Western consciousness after my fellow people have
successfully reduced Native Indians population
to a non-threat number in the name of our all merciful powerful god.
I was therefore after decades not having to kill with my hands any more for lack of threats transformed into benevolent and merciful human god And, yes, part of what makes some minorities in China interesting is that they are "backward and poor", but they must meet the criteria of
being seducible to become a damper for the new arising threat.
And how am I making Chinese people hate the Tibetans or Uyghurs? By generalizing Tibetans doing the bad thing to han Chinese when the han Chinese were talking about a few Dalai supporters under CIA instigation had done the damage.
Posted by: Mike at March 23, 2008 08:53 PM
Native Indians, Tibetans and Mongolians are all brothers whose ancesters were Siberians.
As a Tibetan, I feel very sorry for the fate of our brothers in America.
Posted by: Pamo chenchuo at March 23, 2008 09:04 PM
T_T: The end of a great era. I will be missing your first hand report about where is "in the middle of nowhere."
Posted by: Richard at March 24, 2008 12:39 AM
Hope the move goes well:)
Posted by: Simon at March 24, 2008 07:39 PM
Bollocks to Beijing and your new job! Come move to Taiwan! You'll love it here - it's a radically under appreciated gem of a place - a you won't have to use a proxy server again.
Posted by: steve at March 25, 2008 02:03 PM
I don't think anyone would pay me enough to move to Beijing. Not that it's really any worse than Shenzhen (except I can always quickly escape to Hong Kong and Macau). Good luck out there.
Posted by: China-Matt at March 26, 2008 01:29 PM
You've done some damn good blogging by Xinjiang. Congratulations on the new job in Beijing! I'm sure you'll scope out other "opposite" corners of the world, too.
Posted by: Cathy at March 26, 2008 11:08 PM
@Mike,
Your writing is great. It's so true. I love these "human god" goo. I've saved your post. Loving it.
Posted by: Huaxia at March 26, 2008 11:24 PM
Michael: I've always enjoyed your blog, and will miss its take on Xinjiang life. After living in the sticks of Yunnan for a while, its great to get a smart, insightful take on life in the Middle Kingdom, even if (and likely because) it was from another corner.
Also, I hope Beijing is just what you're hoping for. It won't take you long to get the flatbread or Yangrouchuan that you need there in the capital. Be sure to keep your fans up-to-date on life in BJ.
Posted by: china-hoosier at March 29, 2008 08:46 AM
@Huaxia: What do you mean by "'human god' goo"?
Posted by: michael at March 30, 2008 05:22 PM
Heck. I just found this site a few weeks ago, and now you're going to wind up changing it. Ah well, change is constant. Have a good move, and don't miss a post.
Posted by: rick at April 1, 2008 05:33 PM
OK, never mind, I got that.
'human god' means I just washed my bloody hands,
and started to chant a sutra for about years,
then I was enlightened to be a all merciful creature with all my sin vanished.
Isn't such a creature called mortal god?
Posted by: Mike at April 3, 2008 12:00 AM
I drop in to your blog from time to time and have been hugely entertained and enlightened with your writing, stories, audio/visual treats and point of view. I will miss the stories from Korla and the Other End of China, but eagerly look forward to hearing your views from Beijing.
I find your blog wonderfully colourful, fascinating and even-tempered. I am learning there is much to love about China through you. Someday I hope to visit in person, before I am too old to enjoy it.
My cousin is your old room-mate Lincoln, so you were a nice connection to him in an unknown distant place from where I sit in Toronto.
Good luck in Beijing! I'll drop in from time to time.
Posted by: Dave F at May 13, 2008 06:01 AM
