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February 17, 2008

Take My Wife, Please!

Marco Polo's caravan

The itinerary of Marco Polo's well-documented journey to China is generally viewed with suspicion, but one thing is certain... the man talked a lot of trash about the natives he supposedly encountered along the way.

Although he was impressed with the jade and asbestos he discovered in Xinjiang, Marco had no love for the local population. After crossing the Pamirs, for instance, he observed that the inhabitants of Cascar (Kashgar/Kāshí/喀什) "are a wretched, niggardly set of people; they eat and drink in miserable fashion." But his finest derogatory remarks were saved for the unfortunate residents of Camul (Kumul/Hāmì/哈密):

And it is the truth that if a foreigner comes to the house of one of these people to lodge, the host is delighted, and desires his wife to put herself entirely at the guest's disposal, whilst he himself gets out of the way, and comes back no more until the stranger shall have taken his departure. The guest may stay and enjoy the wife's society as long as he lists, whilst the husband has no shame in the matter, but indeed considers it an honor. And all the men of this province are made wittols of by their wives in this way. The women themselves are fair and wanton.

Now it came to pass during the reign of MANGU KAAN, that as lord of this province he came to hear of this custom, and he sent forth an order commanding them under grievous penalties to do so no more (but to provide public hostelries for travelers). And when they heard this order they were much vexed thereat. (For about three years' space they carried it out. But then they found that their lands were no longer fruitful, and that many mishaps befell them.) So they collected together and prepared a grand present which they sent to their Lord, praying him graciously to let them retain the custom which they had inherited from their ancestors; for it was by reason of this usage that their gods bestowed upon them all the good things that they possessed, and without it they saw not how they could continue to exist. When the Prince had heard their petition his reply was, "Since ye must needs keep your shame, keep it then," and so he left them at liberty to maintain their naughty custom. And they always have kept it up, and do so still.

Oh, damn! Did he just call all of the fine women of Xinjiang whores and their husbands pimps? No you didn't, Marco Polo.

Of course, I myself haven't had a chance to confirm whether or not this commendable practice still exists in these parts, but believe me I'm on the case. In fact, I've traced this early predecessor of the "key party" all the way into the 20th century, where the trail suddenly goes cold. These swingin' Sinkiang headlines are from the Los Angeles Times, January 15, 1928:


Los Angeles Times headlines

Va-va-voom! Do I have your attention now? You'll find the full article reproduced below... and I'll let you know if there are any developments in my, err, anthropological quest.

Los Angelese Times article, January 15, 1928

One question: why would a U.S. newspaper in the late 1920s use Mexican pesos as a standard currency for wife rentals? I know L.A. is close to the border and all, but... WTF?

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posted February 17, 2008 at 12:41 AM unofficial Xinjiang time | HaoHao This!

Comments

It's more that Xinjiang was using the Mexican dollar as a stable form of currency, at the time, as was, I believe, much of China. Weird, huh?

Posted by: Eric at February 17, 2008 03:25 PM

Is that true? Can someone illuminate this strange facet of Chinese history for me?

Posted by: michael at February 17, 2008 08:12 PM

The original Marco Polo story actually makes sense and is historically verifiable. The practice became customary because of the rather small number of people in each locale.Basically, they need new genes in their population to avoid in-breeding and keep the general population healthy.....

Posted by: eric at February 17, 2008 10:15 PM

China declare that silver was the legal tender centuries ago, and created a shortage of silver world wide. Guess who has most silver ? Latin America under Spanish rule. Huge shipment of silver from Mexico was sent to China to satisfy this demand, making Spain filthy rich at the time, and finance a lot of Spanish conquest. The Mexico silver dollar with it's rich silver content, was as good as pure silver, and of the right size...

I remember seeing one of those ages ago.

The rest is history...

Posted by: Bill at February 17, 2008 11:49 PM

I also heard that the Inuits in the arctic also had similar wife sharing custom. I also heard that this was the way to reduce inbreeding, as most villages are small, and everyone you know are close relatives.

Posted by: Bill at February 17, 2008 11:52 PM

That was one of the best part of the whole Milione :)
Anyhow, if you think Marco Polo is harsh with northwest populations you should also consider how he describe the tibetans!

Posted by: dasnake at February 18, 2008 03:58 PM

If you think Marco Polo was harsh on the Tibetans, you should see what I wrote about them. (Just kidding.)

Posted by: michael at February 18, 2008 08:18 PM

Anyone care to make a polite inquiry the next time they're having lamb kebabs?

Posted by: trevelyan at February 20, 2008 02:01 PM

i love lamb kebabs.

Posted by: Daniel at February 22, 2008 01:19 AM

Is this true? Well, it might be true, but is really far from my personal experiences. Back in january, I happened to read a picture album written by Mr Mou Jianwei, who was a front-line military journalist during the china-vietnam war. So when a tactical recon unit was to be sent to vietnam, he volunteered for it. In vietnam they were doing their best to avoid being noticed by enemy forces until they got spotted by, actually, a young and beautiful vietnam lady. When Mr Mou could not help talking to that lady, he got no idea what that very day would mean to him. Basiclly, for young girls living in that area, they would not talk to any man they met that day, which did mean they will have to get married with that man. It took them huge efforts to make her accept Mr Mou was not her Mr right.

Posted by: Richard at February 26, 2008 01:13 PM

The Mexican silver dollar was world-wide currency at one time, and the Candarin (the Chinese silver dollar) was made in imitation of it.

The Mexican silver dollar, US silver dollar, and Candarin were almost identical in size and weight - though not in silver content.

Posted by: James at March 8, 2008 01:30 PM

Above article from LA Times is far from the reality or it is aimed at muslims. The majority of the population in Gansu is Hui muslim and at the time of Marco Polo there is no chinese living in Uyghuristan (East Turkistan or Xinjiang), and there is no such offer among the muslim tradition, specially among the turkic muslims.

The reality is that Marco Polo had may be confused the personal tradition of Hero Mao with the people of central Asia.


http://www.topix.com/forum/world/china/TU4F2MOH5T32097PQ

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Amid a discussion of trade in 1973, Chinese leader Mao Zedong made what U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger called a novel proposition: sending tens of thousands, even 10 million, Chinese women to the United States.


Chinese leader Mao Zedong, here depicted in an Andy Warhol painting, offered women to the U.S.

"You know, China is a very poor country," Mao said, according to a document released by the State Department's historian office.

"We don't have much. What we have in excess is women. So if you want them we can give a few of those to you, some tens of thousands."

A few minutes later, Mao circled back to the offer. "Do you want our Chinese women?" he asked. "We can give you 10 million."

After Kissinger noted Mao was "improving his offer," the chairman said, "We have too many women. ... They give birth to children and our children are too many."

"It is such a novel proposition," Kissinger replied in his discussion with Mao in Beijing. "We will have to study it."

Posted by: Miq at March 8, 2008 06:13 PM

When I was in Xinjiang, late one night, the closest I got was this: "Have you ever had sex with a Uyghur girl? Do you want to?" I'd highly doubt that he was offering his wife, but most likely some kind of prostitute.

Posted by: joshua at March 13, 2008 10:08 PM

That was with a friend rather than a stranger. It wasn't someone randomly approaching me.

Posted by: joshua at March 13, 2008 10:12 PM

I've been looking for some substantial ethnographic evidence to back reports of this practice up for some time but haven't found much except for its frequent mention in various travelogues to the region. I did find a 1994 article by Patricia Cone, entitled "Zoroastrian Communism", about a heretical sect of Zoroastrians called the Khurramis who trace their origins to the 3rd century C.E. priest Zaradusht . The teaching of this sect held that "women and wealth are the fundamental sources of human discord and that concord would prevail if both were equally available to all. God (that is, Ahura Mazda, the good deity) had created all men alike and placed the means of procreation and sustenance on earth 'so that mankind might divide them equally among themselves';women and property should be held in partnership like water, fire, and pasture; nobody was allowed to monopolize them, sharing was a religious duty." The author goes on to provide a quote from a 12th century Azeri source that states "women are the water of the house which every thirsty man is allowed to drink." Another addage of the time goes, "a woman is like a flower, no matter who smells it, nothing is detracted from it" Marco Polo may have been describing a pre-Islamic form of Central Asian hospitality and, oddly enough, religious devotion that continued into his day. That said, Uyghur women have come a long way since then and I wouldn't recommend poking around Khotan looking to meet a nice Khurramis family. That may have, what we technically refer to as, "unintended consequences".

Posted by: Yalqun at March 22, 2008 01:28 AM

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